Lets just face it, we’re all muggles. We don’t have an ounce of wizard blood, that’s why we’re not getting our letters
I don’t even do anything for the whole day, like my day consists of sitting down on the same sofa for hours and I still get so fucking tired HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE?
Pre-ordered Blood of Olympus Yay!
“A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”Happy September 1st, y’all!
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.It’s in words
sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them
my deepest fear is that my kids will think that harry potter is a piece of crap
I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me